It’s a T. It goes „tuh”.
I just told you! You’ve killed me! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Why would I want to know that? When will that be?
I love you, buddy! Now what? When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought „Why should I? ” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!
Take me to your leader!
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… She also liked to shut up!
- You can see how I lived before I met you.
- Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
- Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay!
What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
- Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.
- Tell them I hate them.
- Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.
Bender, quit destroying the universe! Look, last night was a mistake. File not found. No argument here. They’re like sex, except I’m having them!
All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! No! Don’t jump! Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. A true inspiration for the children.
Okay, I like a challenge. No, I’m Santa Claus! We’re rescuing ya. Soon enough. Your best is an idiot!
Also Zoidberg. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Ah, the ‚Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff!
I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!
Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Moving along…
A sexy mistake. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
No, she’ll probably make me do it. No! The cat shelter’s on to me. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
Meh. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food.
Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!