Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

Professor, make a woman out of me. Tell them I hate them. Tell her she looks thin. A sexy mistake.

Can I use the gun? Is that a cooking show? No! The cat shelter’s on to me. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.

That could be ‚my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.

No! The cat shelter’s on to me. Noooooo! When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.

  1. Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
  2. Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long.
  3. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!

  • Can we have Bender Burgers again?
  • And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!
  • What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food.

You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. Can I use the gun? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

I can explain. It’s very valuable. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!

I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.

When will that be? So, how ’bout them Knicks? And until then, I can never die? You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Why not indeed!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Shinier than yours, meatbag.

I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Belligerent and numerous. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‚will’? We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‚It is!’ My precious torso! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?

I’m a thing. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Bender, you risked your life to save me! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!

Hello Morbo, how’s the family? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Shut up and take my money! Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.

You don’t know how to do any of those. Actually, that’s still true. Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‚It is!’ My precious torso! There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

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